Funniest Fat Cat Memes for Folks Who Live to Serve Their Gloriously Thicc and Chubby Masters

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Nov 26, 2022 5:00 PM EST

If you're one of the many cat owners in the world who has ever been woken up at 4am by your chonky, gluttonous kitty, you may be entitled to compensation. That compensation will only be in the form of even more constant nagging from your furry friend. Once they taste the power they have over you to fill their bowl, they'll never be satisfied with anything less. It's like they meow to wake you up, just to see if you'll do it. It's not like they're even starving, you fed them 8 hours ago for dinner! Well, it turns out fatty cats eat not just because of hunger, but for domination. Once a cat reaches a certain size and weight, they become completely unstoppable. They get everything they want from their hooman slaves and there's nothing we can do to stop them. Like Jabba the Hutt, they'll keep you captive on a chain for the rest of their 9 lives, begging to feast as often as possible.

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